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[-] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dump all your data in a data lake, throw a thousand GPUs in there too, and you'll have your answer in 2 hours max.

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I'll tell the client it'll be ready in 2h.

[-] cypherix93@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Mr. Manager calling from a group

Hi everyone, I know we're all busy, but I just wanted to align on this 2 hr estimate. Can we put our heads together and do this faster somehow?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, but since we wasted an hour talking about it, the estimate is now 3 hours. Do you want to have more meetings about it?

[-] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Two thousand GPUs

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