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Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

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[-] brotbuexe@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would start bringing my own toilet paper.

Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

I would start bringing my own toilet paper.

And reward their shittiness by buying your own paper?

[-] Retoffelnoster@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just keep unrolling all of it into the toilet and flushing. Let it clog up. If management makes a stink say you have ibs or some health issue and with the tp so thin you just end up going through alot of it for medical reasons. This isnt a battle won directly or honestly. You need government backing. It needs to shift from you vs them to them vs a larger entity of power.

That is of course if this isnt in a state or place where the government has no oversight about unfair dismissal.

Is this too much for better toilet paper? No. Fuckem. Tp is cheap they are cutring corners in the wrong places. If a business cant afford standard toilet paper they have no right existing. If they are in the red but operating, they can afford tp. If they are doing good, they can afford tp. If there are bonuses going to literally any staff member, they can afford to buy tp. Theres no scenario where its ok that my fingers slip through these rice papers and i get shit under my fingernails.

If your colleague had just scooped shit under their fingernails and proceeded to literally clean the shit our of their hands for the next ten minutes, would you still feel comferable shaking their hands? Now imagine that happening to each and every one of your colleagues. Are they all gonna wash their hands for 10 minutes?

If i worked here I would take a fucking black light to the kitchen to scare the biggest karens/loadmouths jn the company. Scare the living shit out of them. Make them sick. Let THEM run to HR. Let health and safety get involved.

This is the kind of place that says we are a family but then you gotta bring your own fuckin ass wipes

[-] Summzashi@lemmy.one -3 points 1 year ago
[-] Fraylor@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

"Hey everyone! He's got shit under his fingernails!"

[-] Summzashi@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

At least that wasn't an essay.

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