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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 96 points 9 months ago

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 48 points 9 months ago

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[-] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Calm down, Red Foreman.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

Looks like your ass is next in line.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 1 points 9 months ago

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

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