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I like the scope creep there:
Bro needs to go big. Why not all electronics and electronic systems in general? As it is he could still be "caught with his pants down" by another speculative execution bug.
DNA is a programming language. The fabric of space time could be a programming language. Keep going!
If we're really living in a simulation my dude is really asking for reality bending powers.
In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.
JavaScript no longer has the worst type system, then.
Jury's out on whether brainfuck or general relativity is more tractable.