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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 272 points 10 months ago

What's it called when you fuck up and accidentally make millions of dollars? Oh, right, fraud.

[-] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 210 points 10 months ago

If a typo can change a stock this much then the whole stock market is fraud.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 79 points 10 months ago

Noooo?! These guys wear suits and ties, so it's super cereal.

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