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Little bobby Fortran
(jlai.lu)
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.
Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.
I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.
And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.