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What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it? (lemmy.world)

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 188 points 5 months ago

Wrestle the pig first, every day. Whatever is your worst, most unpleasant, annoying task for the entire day, do it before you do anything else. It minimizes your stress and worrying and puts it in the rearview mirror.

[-] ahto@discuss.tchncs.de 187 points 5 months ago

For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 122 points 5 months ago

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

[-] dentoid@sopuli.xyz 32 points 5 months ago

SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

[-] ediculous@feddit.nl 16 points 5 months ago

AROOOOOO

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF'INHOG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Spank the monkey

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Flog the dolphin

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

Choke the chicken.

[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago

Bash the bishop

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