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imagine if the crowsstrike bug was malicious... (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 99 points 5 months ago

Management: Well we lost 8 billion dollars but we still don't have any extra money for backups or remote reimaging or vdi, but we will buy you 700 plane tickets to go to each computer and boot it into safe mode, also you're fired

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