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[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 44 points 4 months ago

WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.

Wasteful dicks.

[-] cheeselover@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Is there any benefit of doing that?

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 2 points 4 months ago

You can throw directly in microwave

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Generally it's best to take the plastic off but I won't tell you how to live.

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

I've seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Sounds romantic.

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It's called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.

(Obviously wash it first.)

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol, that's Ms Big Shot to you, friend. xP

(Also, for the record, in case you were serious, most potatoes tend to be sold in sacks or netted bags, so it's the individually wrapped potatoes that are the odd ones out...)

[-] boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 0 points 4 months ago

I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

......Well okay then.

[-] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I don't know but it pisses me off.

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