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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago

You are flooding with high levels of energy and people can sense it from a long distance.

People will feel your aura. People will feel that you're different. People will see that you got something different going on inside of you

They will know that you're different from all the other guys that are releasing every day, that are watching porn, that are anxious and that are scared to talk to women,

But You won't be scared of talking to any woman. because you know you are the price

you are keeping your seed

you love yourself and You are a very confident person.

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Makes me wonder how much of my seed I have given away to women or tissues over my life time

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I practice semen retention. Been at it awhile. My sperm isnt just sperm. They are my minions. I got a 15% release a 30% release and a 45-50%. But I dont fully unload unless necessary. I use them to monitor her emotions. I know that if my hair is somewhere I can feel that. But my sperm gives a better signal. Only last for 3-5 days though and then they die. So for 3-5 days I can tap into her thoughts and feelings. One time 1 day after I nutted in a shorty it was 3a.m. and for no reason at all something said call her. So I ring and she answer and of course she doing some dumb shit she shouldnt be doing. Didnt care....I was just checking to see if my sperms bluetooth signal was working. It was. Like really.....what makes you think my genetic replicas arent gonna report back to me? These women will open their legs for me and have no idea they are with a warlock. I'm not fucking you.....I'm recalibrating your pussy to my frequency.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Amen ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ out here tuning into the pussy frequency

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