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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 64 points 6 days ago

I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 37 points 6 days ago

Guys will see this and be like, "Hell yeah"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I thought it was mostly women who got those ridiculous big mugs

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bro that's a pitcher

Edit: Listen here, you little shits 😂

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yup, it's a pitcher of a man drinkin' ice cool water from a giant mug :D

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

hmm what would a catcher drink out of

[-] univers3man@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago

Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

A few, but this is the only reasonably active one: !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

[-] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 45 points 6 days ago

Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 6 days ago

"Act natural, act natural, they can't tell you're nervous, just get a sip of water..."

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

Okay, but it does look good. I don't even know if there's ice in there, but it looks crisp.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

It’s funny how the human brain works. I mean really, this could probably also be a luke-warm water with some rest of milk mixed into it, and yet nobody thinks of that

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

No, you can see shinier sections where the condensation has been wiped off. This is a cold pitcher.

[-] stetech@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

True, missed that because I didn’t zoom in

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago

Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago

Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

My theory is that they forgot to put glasses, so he was like “fuck it, I'm thirsty now

That's a beta move. Sigmas keep the carafe.

[-] Teppichbrand@feddit.org 15 points 6 days ago

This guy DRINKS

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

"Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise"

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Blatantly flaunting his wealth

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's just a really small guy. The microphones were taken from headsets.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago
[-] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

You beat me by one minute 😂

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The pretzels were making him thirsty.

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Didn't Borat do this?

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

"Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?"

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago
[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

You don't get it - it's the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!

[-] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 6 days ago

Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn't returned it.

[-] mdd@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

True hydrohomie

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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