It is a kind of sandwich.

Strange flex, but okay.

No and only demented sociopaths put jelly on the bagel.

Peanut butter goes best with cinnamon raisin bagels should you choose a bagel.

It fits the description.

if you said pass me that sandwich would a reasonable person assume you meant that in which case no

Wall cracks.

It's two conjoined sandwiches.

It’s two halves of a bagel stuck together with jam and peanut butter to reform a solid torus. It’s math. They COULD have had an easy time eating your math, but the construction made it more difficult.

Technically it is, but that doesn't mean I don't hate it

Abhorrent bagel

Yesn’t it ain’t not no sandwich

No it isn't. I won't be clarifying my position

If I have to see another "is this a sandwich" mind twister, I'm gonna scream.

I don't know but it makes me hungry.