The power to be comfortable in any environment in just shorts and a T-shirt. No sunburn, no soggy shoes in the rain, warm while sitting in a snow drift.

Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world with a snap of a finger (I would even learn how to snap for this very purpose), just disappear them forever at my will. A single use power, nothing more than that, and I don't care what that suppose to do to the environment.

For some reason.

Undepressable man? Optimism man? Anti-anxiety man?

If those are too good, then: Instant death man

Actually remembering everything I've taken the time to learn.

Know how anything works just by looking at it, like Sylar from Heroes

Making inflated objects explode with my mind.

Car tires. Birthday balloons. Bubble wrap. Bagpipes.

Yes, I'd be a villain... or at least a vigilante. Don't run that red where I can see you... pop pop pop

I'm invisible if no one would see me

Edit: Fixed exploit

The power to always pack exactly the right things that I will need when I go somewhere.

Photosynthesis would be really nice. Even if it didn't totally replace the need for food it would be cool.

Control Minor Static Charges Woman. It would make housecleaning easier and my keyboards would always be clean. I wouldn't have to get near dust bunnies, I would be able to slowly guide them to the trash can.

Hmmm.... I guess never having my shoes come untied. That seems B-tier enough lol

Having a hydrophobic presence covering me at all times, sans wanting to shower, drink water, etc. so I could run, bike, hike in the rain and never get wet, unless I wanted to.

Another fun one would be having the ability and skill to cook anything I want without training or recipes. However, I would gain an excessive amount of weight though.

I always thought it would be cool to be able to imitate any sound effect. Totally useless but perfect for jokes.

I just want to get the USB in the right way on my first attempt. Is that too much to ask for?

Knowing where that super-intelligent snail and the immortal billionaire is at all times-man. I could hire myself out to one of them.

To be able to put together the perfect response for any interaction I ever have man

Ooh, I'll be Always-Remembers-What-He-Was-Going-To-Buy-At-The-Store Man.

Perfect hearing man.

Might finally get rid of my tinnitus and I could hear silence again.

Still Warm Coffee Man.

Anti usb superposition aura. Dear god that would be heaven.

Perfect Croutons man, never burnt, always crunchy

I can talk to plants so they can tell me how terrible I am as a caretaker.

What's B tier? On Marvel and DC scales there are several god level figures, are they like S rank? Does that make Superman like an A tier? This is hard.