I don't even want a straw, I prefer drinking from the side of the cup and save the environment even a little more bringing my own fave cup and asking for no straw!

And yes, billionaires really do go brrr while I do all this

so what now? don't sip on that straw right

Can we stfu about the straws? We get it, wah wah

It all depends on what you people want. Do you want lower carbon emissions? Literally change your whole life and consuming habits. Do you want less warm climate m industrialize as fuck to create giant satellite mirrors to stop light from reaching earth. And so on