I have died of dysentery.
Does D&D count? I could probably have a decent time finding some magic item and then just using it in daily life.
I die of heart attack, bleeding, poison and disease simultaneously near the entrance to the Darkest Dungeon
I continue my attempts to Slay the Spire
I guess I'm now stuck in the digital world with my companions that consist of a pile of sentient poop and a Dinosaur that can breath fire and talk. Both of which will experience the cycle of life, death, and re-incarnation roughly every few weeks.
I will chill in the idealistic socialist town and happily eat the freshly grown meat straight off the vine that the living plant monster gives out to everyone for free daily
Eorzea isn't the worst fantasy world to be isekai'd into. I'd just set up in one of the capitals and try not to die
I'm in the Star Trek universe! Post scarcity and a chance to understand the mysteries of the universe and live twice as long? Sign me up.
It's (an) Earth, mid 18th century. Mega-Ghana is the world's leading great power, having crusaded both Christianity and Islam more or less out of existence centuries ago. The place that I actually live in real life was just conquered by England, although this problem is somewhat mitigated by the fact that the (Visigothic) king of Spain invaded England and renamed it to "Nouveau France" several centuries ago. Such is the nature of a multiplayer Paradox megacampaign
I continue to press the buttons I'm told to, over and over again. Not much has changed.
In the world as myself or as my character?
If as myself, i'll try to stay away from the US portion of Earth. They get attacked a lot. If as my character, I guess i'll just have to make a Captain's Log noting this strange phenomenon before giving the order to warp towards my next mission for Starfleet.
Life in Star Trek is easier than most, if you're in the right place.
My cousin calls and asks if I want to go bowling.
Would be weird since my cousin is dead
I design a one-way mission to the moon. It's a complex, 3-stage rocket designed to take 1 passenger as the payload. Our brave passenger is a Korok.
Peglin? I can throw stones pretty well, but not sure I can do much against sentient walls
I don't think anything changes as I've played Dirt Rally 2.0. Maybe I'll just die in a car crash.
Good thing it's not the game I played second last... noita.
BALLOONS! Get'm!
Angry russian voices then buckshot to my face.
Depending on where in the game I end up: realize I'm basically already dead, shotgun a bottle of bleach and die, or try to survive for a while, get bitten, drink bleach and die. Or just get eaten alive, or get food poisoning, or a cold, and die.
I would head to cabins outside muldruagh and survive on foraging and look the nearby dixie trailerpark
Uhhhh, covered in sticky white latex? Yessir.
(It was changed)
Technically I'd be in Night City, but for the first few hours surrounded by homelessness and decay I'd likely be trying to figure out how I got to San Francisco again...
Deep Rock Galactic, after playing around with the grapple I would fall to the ground and die.
I’m in feudal Japan during a civil war. I don’t speak any Japanese other than the lyrics to Mr. Roboto and I’m a foreigner. I’m probably dead.
(Shadow Tactics)
Why is everything square!?
Wtf is with all these zombies and skeletons at night? Why is that green guy running at me? Does... does he not have arms? Are those... four legs? What is going on here?
boom
Get I teleported into the game as the hero? Then I have to mine for a while, find a strange artefact, have a seizure and then fly off into space with a helpful robot.. were I will most likely die due to space pirates a I have no idea how to pilot a spaceship for real.
Haha damn I'd be in Night City. I'd probably be getting mugged by some gangoons.
The factory must grow. I need to figure out how to use the Logistics Train Network mod and build a new oil processing facility.
i teleport to the world of Deep Rock Galactic.
If im in the inner colonies, im probobly fine. If im part of the DRG crew, im screwed.
RDR2.
I'll go ask Dutch if I make negative amount of money if I'm supposed to take 50% from the camp funds
I'd be deciding whether or not to start journey 3 or riding torrent around finishing things I didn't do. I can do whatever I want as Elden lord
Some asshole chases me all around the map shooting rockets at me over and over again from a fucking flying motorcycle monstrosity.
I'm fucked - Dead Cells.
Pros: I'd only have to solve puzzles, then defeat an AI god at puzzles in order to be born into the real world and become effectively immortal so long as I keep up maintenance on my robo-bod. It's easier than it sounds.
Cons: Most human media is lost to time. I would be alone except for the fellow robots I wake up, and a lot of them are apparently annoying. The work of restoring civilization rests entirely on my shoulders. Luckily, I'm immortal.
Vampire Survivors so I'm pretty much fucked.
Witcher 3, Velen. I'm immediately killed by a bandit or a Drowner.
Astroneer!! I’m gonna be fine as long as I have oxygen.
I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.
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