You're telling me I can meet a potential partner, have video calls with them, get scammed out of money, and tweet about how sad I am, all from the same platform? Sign me up.

It's a bank! It's a dating app! It's a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!

Wasn't there a conservative dating app which no women wanted to be on?

Elon Musk running a dating app sounds like the biggest dumpster fire in human history.

You know what, actually, go Elon! I wanna see the trainwreck play out.

Elon Musk's entire career since his PayPal days has been throwing one horrifyingly bad idea after another to his employees for them to figure out a way to bring into reality, then take credit for all of his employees' work once they somehow realize these idea in order to shamelessly market himself as a tech genius, a "real life Tony Stark", to make his employees realize even more bad ideas. Until his management of Twitter exposed him.

Can't wait to see what kind of trainwreck a dating app designed by a misogynistic thrice-divorced deadbeat manchild would look like.

So its a bank with video calling where you can also get laid and read right wing misinformation, that is a lot of checked boxes

We get it Elon, your X has left you.

Can we just pause and think on that? A dating app named X doesn't exactly ring with success.

blind date app since everyone will be wearing white hoods

Griftr

I already have an everything app where I can date, do banking, and even use Twitter. It's called Firefox.

Stop giving this asshole headlines, please.

My God, is everything related to Musk worth reporting? What's next, "Breaking news, Musk got out of bed today!" Jesus Christ

Awesome! I always wanted to date a nazi. Gimme those white supremacy bitches!

Changes profile pic to confederate flag

Get ready to smash some puss!

s/ and satire, obviously…

Elon’s solution to the cyber harassment problem - let’s just make it part of product? What a moron

Wait, in the last thread it was a bank

“X” as a dating app sounds like converting from a pornhub to an escort service.

Didn’t Facebook try that for a while too?

Is he throwing darts at a concept map??

Imagine what’s going through those poor software engineer's minds when this fuck stick opens his mouth.

I can hear clams snapping themselves shut across the planet.

God no, they want to breed

Who’s upvoting this dross

Leak: Elon Musk said he wants X to be a gaming app, too...

Great, would really love to get a preventable STD from a right wing anti-vaxxer

“Hey, baby, Elon Musk says we should fuck.”

Porn site when? They got the name down for it already. Just get on with it man.

Did it also want to be a clown car?

If so, good job!

Literally who gives a shit about Twitter at this point.