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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] KepBen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Smh if you didn't want a stranger to profit off your basic human needs you should've been born rich, duh

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Ain't that the unabashed truth. Get better, fetuses

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Just can't help yourself, can you?

[-] KepBen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I definitely have impulsive tendencies

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 16 points 1 year ago

Does this make me a pervert?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you say your not a pervert your lion

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

And here I am in the comments section, lurking and upvoting everyone.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Good job, just remember to tip your landlord with a little Christmas bonus

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

here's my tip for every landlord everywhere: "get a real job, ya leech."

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The real tip was in the comments all along

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I secretly rerouted the plumbing from my shitting toilet to run into the ceiling of their bedroom months ago. That tip has been accumulating.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'm lucky not to have one now, but can I tip my old landlord? Right into the void?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If you're the one paying rent, you're the one who decides how to tip!

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fabulous. Christmas tips for all the landlords!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Tip your landlord this holiday and we'll be even

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 32 points 1 year ago

Tip him where? Into a crevasse?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You're the one paying your landlord, you choose your favorite tipping method

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Don't have a landlord, I'll tip my mortgage holder instead

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a mortgage, why don't you tip me instead?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Here's a tip: get a job, sir!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Their job is increasing interest in your home. Someone's gotta.

[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody’s interested in Space Noodle’s home.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

But it's got space for so many noodles

this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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