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Choose 3 tanks, the other 7 are coming for you
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3+7=9?
The 10th tank is behind you
Nothing personal, kid.
personnel*
Basic russian artillery mafs.
Another tank in bottom middle pic
Abrams, Challenger, T90
1.) Put the Abrams on top of the T90.
2.) Challenger plays turret toss
3.) Behold the glory of my Orbital Abrams Battlestation
I'll take any 3 that haven't had their specs posted to the War Thunder forums, and then just visit the War Thunder forums for the specs on the other 7 to have the advantage.
Sturmtiger…what are you doing here?
“I have big bomb.”
Their rounds will go right-
“Big BIG bomb baby.”
Hehehe
Which one is the fastest? I'll pick that one and then have it just carry me away from the rest of them. The other two can stay behind to slow them down even more.
Once I'm out of sight, I'll dismount the tank that's carrying me and run off to hide in a culvert somewhere. Or flag a taxi, depending where I am.
Which one is the fastest?
Oh, of course. Silly me.
Da red wunz go fasta.
I’m not picking any. They’ll all break down the second they run over the hundreds of Newspapers I haven’t picked up on my lawn
all i need is chunky boi in the middle and i'm happy
You are a good person
All I need is the Abrams. Send the other 8, just make sure to write the address of where I should send the remains.
Behold the mighty Sturmtiger! Any Last words before getting obliterated with your beloved Abrams by your side?
Sturmtiger completly misses you and breaks down trying to retreat to start it's very Long reload process
I find the lack of Bob Semple tank disappointing.
The Bob Semple was the real reason Japan was willing to surrender.
No A5 Stuart? This clearly isn't a serious question.
3 Challengers thank you.
Either I live or something gets a historic kill on a Challenger.
Theyre all the same, just different angles
Give me some Panzerfausts and urban environment!
Merkavas have a troop compartment 🤔
where strv103
Hey! No TOG? Nope. I'm out. Stupid game.
For unrelated reasons, what are the 3 least recommended tanks?
They all look alike to me. Have I wasted my life?
I want that self-propelled mortar in the very center. Looks like a KV-2 but more. Serious DERP energy.
Pretty sure thats a Sturmtiger, which if fired 380mm rocket propelled mortars. Which is completely batshit.
The tenth one is the one you don't see coming.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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