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Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

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[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Bro just pull out a half km of it and fold it up

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

It is so thin that it crumbles upon the slightest pull

It was a monumental task getting enough to come out for the picture

[-] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 16 points 1 year ago

If you breathe on it wrong it'll tear a hole right through it. Hope there's soap

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[-] Introversion@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

Not for the anuses in charge, though.

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[-] krnl386@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

You should see/try socialist/communist toilet paper. Not only is it thin like this, it will also no-so-gently exfoliate your anus.

Source: Cuban resorts and lived experience in the former Soviet Union during the 80’s and early 90’s.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

More like totalitarian toilet paper

Real stateless, classless societies could probably come up with something less barbaric than smearing your asshole with earth-destroying lumber

[-] Aedis@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Missed opportunity for toiletarian paper

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

You realize everyone in the office has very recently just touched their own poop. Even management cant put a positive spin on that. You need better TP.

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[-] PlutoParty@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one around here that just wads up an adequate amount, based on thickness? Even the cheapest of toilet paper is never an issue with this method.

[-] paradiso@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

While that negates the poke through factor, you are still wiping your anoos with fine sand paper.

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[-] brotbuexe@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would start bringing my own toilet paper.

Or would check out the toilets on the floor where the management offices are.

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[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Looks like the office version of anti-homeless architecture. Most likely intended to serve the same purpose.

I'm becoming less convinced feudalism ever actually ended...

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[-] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

Penny wise pound foolish. The only way not to go through the paper is to go through the rolls.

[-] HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.

I will die on this hill

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.

I will die on an adjacent hill.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

We were in a hotel in Niagara Falls earlier this year and it had toilet paper like that in the room. We went out and got real toilet paper pretty quickly.

What gives, Canada? I thought you guys were better than us.

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[-] AnagrammadiCodeina@feddit.it 11 points 1 year ago

I prefer this one over the sandpaper that many place use. You just fold it and it's softer

[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

That's bananus

[-] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yikes....not even Orphanage-Grade

[-] Icaria@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Thin toilet paper is one thing, just use more layers.

Narrow toilet paper is another. Fuck places that use non-standard width toilet paper.

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[-] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My work switched to a double ply... instantly the toilets got clogged. GM blamed it on women's sanitary products. I have half a mind to lead our own little protracted people's war against him until the plumbing gets fixed.

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] BobaFuttbucker@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago

Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

That's terrible and what's sad is that its likely not even cheaper if you factor in how much is used.

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.

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[-] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

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