Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.
I don’t shit at work. Now, back in the day when I had my own private bathroom in my office (luck of the draw), I never shit at home.
I got paid 5.50 an hour (was shitty money even then, but a man could eat) to shit there, and by Krishna I was gonna shit there.
One day the boss said, “I don’t pay you to poop.” And I said, “Bud, you’ve paid me for every shit I’ve taken for the last four years. I’d like to take a moment to thank you while we’re on the subject.”
He was not amused haha.
As a kid, I remember when the schools used to have that paper that literally was paper and on one side being shiny. Shit used to literally smear on the shiny side. I don't think it actually exists anymore.
I know exactly what you're talking about because we had that too. It was like waxed paper, and it dispensed by the square
not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus
I'm so thankful I didn't live in ancient Rome
Lol its a big fuck you to all the workers.
Looks like you’re going to ‘get in touch with your inner self’.
That TP looks great for removing the static from between your cheeks.
This has got to be where the idea for transparent wood came from...
What you're holding there is Prototype-0
1/8th ply
Still better than 0.5 ply toilet paper schools use.
Or the 120 grit sandpaper some offices use.
I think I'd rather just use my hand. At least it'll be softer.
Shitty toilet paper buddy!
My sibling in arse paper!
Use the whole roll. They're the ones purchasing it.
Clip your finger nails before your finger breaks through that and you scrape clean your bum hole.
When you need a piece of tp the length of a CVS receipt
Don't they know the story of 2-ply? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.opb.org/article/2023/05/11/deschutes-river-oregon-poo-patrol-two-ply-outhouse-cleaner/%3foutputType=amp
Just install a bidet until they ask
Instant shitfinger https://i.imgur.com/NKF8DYW.jpeg
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