You just rub both ends at the same time.

Moses parted the sea faster than I separate the bag at the store

One of the best life tips I've ever gotten was from some random stranger as I desperately struggled with one of these things: Most times if you slide one edge up and one edge down it pops right open even with super dry skin. Not sure why this works when sliding the halves sideways does not but it dies!

That's nothing, go buy a roll of dog poop bags...

Those bags are almost useless, just throw the vegetables directly in your grocery bag at checkout. It's nice to take one to isolate chicken from the rest, or to put on your bike seat for rainy days, but definitely not useful for veggies.

This was me today. I just wanted some apples dammit.

I find its easy to open up the bag while its still attached to the roll its like having more hands. I’ll definitely try crumpling the bag next time.

All grocery stores actually sell a product that can help you with this, it's called "hand lotion".

after working at a supermarket you can open one in like 1s 🙏 skill issue

I had filled one bag. Then tried to fill the othet with air to open it up, when the filled one broke and everything went out the bottom.

How have I become a dad? I don't even have a girlfriend.

Like your uncle said back in the day: blow it

Tip: distress the edge by pulling at it. This causes the sides to separate. Sometimes you gotta create a tear to get them to separate enough to get it

Man, this stuff is so embarrassing. There have been so many times, I've skipped on buying fruits just because I couldn't open the bag and my anxiety engaged into overdrive