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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago

What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don't know jack shit about programming?

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.

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[-] insomniac_lemon@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm like that because:

  • I need a hobby
  • weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
  • now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it's just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
  • Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
  • personal issues

*=Nim

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[-] devnull406@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 1 year ago

Second only to the unsung hero that didn't make it to the image, CSS

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[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

"You are an engineer and a nerd"

We call them "enginerds", thank you very much.

My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can't escape from because it pays all the bills.

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

And a Python developer is born!

Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python's point of view...

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You don’t have to go from crazy to slightly less crazy. You could try living that lean compiled life.

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[-] fer0n@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Not all of these are programming languages btw

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 62 points 1 year ago

You're a nerd for knowing that.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

You're a nerd for calling them out about it.

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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago

What You're acc to your fav language

Parse error in /usr/lib/dict/en_all.h

[-] Muffi@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago

MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.

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[-] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie

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[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 year ago

If you recognize them all, you're a double nerd

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[-] enitoni@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 15 points 1 year ago

Mine is "nobody cares about camels anymore"

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Oh, Camels...

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[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have you ever been to PowerShell Summit? It's the only nerd conference I've ever attended where only about half the attendees actually realized they are nerds at a nerd conference. I love the vibe. It's got style and pizzazz.

That said, the added entry for PowerShell would still be: "You are a nerd."

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[-] clb92@feddit.dk 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Omg, it's scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!

[-] anarchist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Elixir: Look of superiority

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[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

I don't have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.

[-] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.

In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Why are we all accumulators?

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] MeatsOfRage@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

I can help with that one

"You are a nerd"

[-] TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

PHP: You're not a nerd. But you are at least trying.

[-] First@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

PHP: You were a nerd, now you're just outdated (and/or a WordPress developer).

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Urist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

OP does not know math people are cooler than engineers and physicists.

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It seems to me some of those should be "you're a masochist and a nerd" when they're somebody's favorite language.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well shit. It's got me dead to rights on a couple of these.

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Look, I was forced to learn R (very badly) for my PhD (which I didn’t complete). So technically I’m not a nerd (it’s sadder than that). Yay!!

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

I don't see Haskell on there!

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