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The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.
Of the ~100 billion humans who have ever lived, ~8 billion of them are still alive. Therefore, your chance of dying is only 92%, not 100%.
Yeah but no one of them survived the ~~116th~~ 122th year.
These things are always subject to challenge but as I understand the oldest 'verified' person to have ever lived was 122 when they died.
Ho yes you're right, just checked and that was Jeanne Calment.
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Big (soft) brain moment
Who knows, at some point we might figure out how to stop/reverse aging, so your chance of dying (in the foreseeable future) is not 100%, only very close to it
The average person has fewer than two legs.
Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.
What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.
I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same
Calm down, Red Foreman.
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Red Foreman's, obviously.
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I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too
Unless there's a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/737923/us-population-by-gender/
Shut up before we start talking about p values...
p is stored in the balls...
Did you just assume my p-values!?
No, but I know what you LSmean
Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant
Let's all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.
4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape
68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one
They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
So in other words I'm above average
If we’re including all humans, the mean is likely below 1, the median is possibly 1 and possibly 0, and the mode is probably 0.
If we’re limiting to the male sex, then the mode and median are probably 2, and the mean somewhere between 1 and 2.
I'm partially responsible for this stat
Aren't we all?
Ya, but I'm also why the number is less than two
By being female or through loss?
Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.
Or through parenting, perhaps?
If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you're responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner's contribution
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In a few months I'll be doing my part to lower the average
best of luck with your lopemoffomy
Somehow never heard that term before but I'm here for it
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For every snake on Earth, there is one snake dick. Half of all snakes are female.
I am doing my part!
He didn't dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.
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