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[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 161 points 11 months ago

If you get it right you're a robot!

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 79 points 11 months ago

welcome to the secret robot internet

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

When AI gets so cheap that it starts understanding any captcha challenge, we might be able to honey pot them like this for a while

[-] Flexaris@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 11 months ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I don't think the Spartan 6 can, it's an fpga with no arm, the zynq can, there's a lot of other arm chips that I assume can run some type of Linux, but the blurry ones are throwing me off

Edit, top left is a 286 CPU, and the Intel one has an earlier date, so they MIGHT be able to ~~run~~walk it, it'll be not good

[-] grue@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Not only could mainline Linux never run on a 286, it also definitely doesn't count as an "SoC" to begin with. It needed a separate co-processor just to do floating-point math, let alone to manage all the I/O that a SoC does on-die.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

You guys are the best. I reply in what I think is a bit nerdy way, and I'm outdone.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It needed a separate co-processor

Such a great time to be alive. 🥲

[-] theamigan@lemmy.dynatron.me 24 points 11 months ago

286 Protected Mode is very different from 386 PM and there is no way Linux will would run on it.

[-] socphoenix@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

There is a project looking to do this kind of, known as elks that has images for 80286 chips. I have no idea why you’d want to do that to yourself though.

[-] theamigan@lemmy.dynatron.me 7 points 11 months ago

Interesting. Reminds me of PC/IX, and it probably similarly doesn't even enter pm, judging from it running also on an 8086.

[-] user134450@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

this is extra tricky because they did not specify the exact kernel. mainline could be any of the kernels tagged as stable that you can build from linus' git tree. i know that in the past you could run a mainline linux on intel 368 chips but today you probably can not because official support was dropped a while ago.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Part of me wishes I still had my families old 386 or commodore knock-off. Read some of the terrible short stories I wrote, play tanks. I remember when my Mom's friend came over with a stack of 5~1/4~ floppies and installed a program that played the Loonie Toons theme song with their logo and Buggs Bunny captioned saying "That's all folks." It blew my mind, video (sort of) on a computer, how was that even possible. I wondered how they got it to connect to the cable cause no way a computer could do that. Dang I'm getting old lol.

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 9 points 11 months ago

If posted in the right circles, this might motivate someone to get something on a Spartan 6 that runs Linux.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Damn .. https://numato.com/kb/saturn-microblaze-and-linux-how-run-linux-saturn-spartan-6-fpga-module-part-i/ I was hoping to find a comment, maybe, not a complete guide.

Also, didn't know that you could run it in a microblaze instance

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Linux 🤝 DooM

Running on literally fucking anything

[-] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Doom runs without MMU or even MPU. Maybe can run even without context switching.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago

You can run a "soft" (semi-hard?) Processor on a Spartan, you could run Linux on that at least.

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 5 points 11 months ago

I guess the blurry Samsung in the center is an ARM?

[-] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

it's an fpga with no arm

You can make arm in fpga. Or more realistically RISC-V.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 39 points 11 months ago

I just go by the colour - I don't like the slightly maroon Qualcomm one.

It's like picking politicians but different - with then I go by their haircuts...

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

With enough grit and time, yes :D

Edit: ok not mainline, but Linux in some form or another anyway.

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

What’s the test here? Prove you’re an embedded systems nerd?

[-] Tak@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

The follow up question is what chip can run Doom.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

The one after that is just a panel of sixteen shoes, "Which of these can run a JVM?"

[-] Tak@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Depends what JVM I can beat with the shoe

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 47 points 11 months ago

The opposite of a captcha. Making sure that ONLY bots can enter.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 55 points 11 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

I guess I set myself up for that one...

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 35 points 11 months ago

OH MAN. I worked on an Android tablet that used a rockchip CPU, not the one listed here but an older one (I think RK3026). What a PIECE OF SHIT. I don't wish that tablet on my worst enemy. Battery life was like sub 2 hours with a 3200 mAh battery. Sometimes it would start running hot, and you could watch the batter percentage go down one percent every 10-20 seconds. The only way to break it out was to reboot it or let it die.

We later upgraded our CPU to the 3288, one gen older than this one, and it was significantly improved, but still very entry level.

[-] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 12 points 11 months ago

Never use an SoC that's not at least 5 years old ;)

[-] uis@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do they get covered with mold?

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[-] stingpie@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Anything that's turning complete, has enough ram, and has a c compiler can run Linux. Theoretically, you could program a CPLD to run brainfuck and you could still run Linux.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 39 points 11 months ago
[-] stingpie@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Yes. Any turing complete processor can perfectly emulate any other turing complete processor, whether it is x86, arm, or riscv. Mainline Linux can then run on this emulated processor without modification.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Damn that's gonna be slow.

But I guess speed was not a criterion.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

It's technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I guess it's the difference of can today vs could if this emulator existed...

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 3 points 11 months ago

"boot" is the next important part. Have you tried reading it in full?

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[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

...and lack of "theory".

[-] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

What LPI Exam is this

[-] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I remember this captcha. I gave up after about the fourth round. The prize just wasn't worth it, and I wasn't on a machine where I could try scripting out a solution.

[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

ARM really shot itself in the foot by making it so every SOC needs to have a custom OS image tailored to it. x86 meanwhile lets you pick a universal binary that'll sort itself out at runtime

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