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How much for cuddles?
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Wait, his kids made this?
naked hula dance by yours truly
I fukn hope not
My kids would absolutely put “BJs” as a reward in my sticker chart.
But to them, BJs is the store I buy paper goods, frozen foods, and non-perishables at. I love that place.
Presumably his wife made it. Hopefully as a joke.
This image is a fractal of red flags. It's almost art.
"I won't donate your favourite put stained shirt"
What the fuck? One, it's a dick move to dispose of his stuff, and two, why are you donating garbage? Does she think the poor want to buy stained clothes? It's like that Seinfeld muffin bottom scene.
Just all of this is awful.
Edit: how far does the "get out of the dog house free" card go?
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Look it's the only row with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw up just so that he can clean it. This's grim as shit
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Is it just me, or does he have a black eye
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This isn't real. This can't be real.
Can it?
Sweet sweet summer child.
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As a frequent visitor of faproulette.co, this is probably the least sexy game I've seen.
That's fucking horrifying.
How many stickers to get his soul back?
How many stickers do I get for painting the ceiling?
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I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.
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Bolemia for BJs.
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They both have an almost inhumane look fits their actions/personality i guess.
That is the face of a man 1 BJ away from passing out
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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