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[-] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

:w

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esc

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Average day in (neo)vim

[-] fylkenny@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

So choose wisely. All other editor instances must remain open forever.

[-] calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 11 months ago

I use quake style terminals, and often start writing a file and completely forget about it and turn off the computer, and only remember what i left behind when i find the random recovery files around, so :w a lot is quite useful for me.

[-] kender242@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Quake? The FPS? I'm confused, though I knew a little about Linux

[-] calzone_gigante@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 11 months ago

Yes, on classic fps you could spaw a console that will drop down from the top os the screen, some terminal emulators allow you to do that.

I like it because then i have the terminal always open that i just draw from the top of the screen with a keypress

On KDE i do that with Yakuake, and on gnome with tilix

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[-] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 4 points 11 months ago

:w before ZZ just to make sure

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[-] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

Some of us have PTSD from losing work back in the day. Now it’s just habit.

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[-] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago

When you do this using Word online it be like “chill dude we autosave here, we got you” and I’m like “brother I do not trust you”.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

You are wise beyond your years.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 24 points 11 months ago

We can optimize this further:

unsatisfied = true
while(unsatisfied) {
    key.dispatch(
        Keyboard::Ctrl,
        Keyboard::s
    )
}

..No, there is no instance where unsatisfied changes state

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[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

It's because the first time doesn't always work. I swear, sometimes it doesn't!

[-] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

Ctrl + C literally doesn't work at times, it drives me crazy. It might be due to some shitty applications and websites overriding it or adding complexity (Like copying not only the text but additional information).

I'm often 100% sure I copied the text, change the window and an old clipboard entry gets pasted.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

God I hate this so much. It's especially frustrating on mobile where it takes like thirty seconds to try to get the right part of the text copied and use the fucking magnified blue dots... Ugh.

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[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

CTRL + Shift + S is the real GOAT

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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago
[-] sik0fewl@kbin.social 30 points 11 months ago
[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Most accurate

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[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

C-x C-s wtf!

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

I just can't stand Kate showing me a little orange bar meaning I have not saved the changes yet. The bar must be green! I am a slave to the green bar. The white dot in vscode (I use an open source build) is a bit more tolerable, but whenever I notice it I HAVE to save the file.

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I really should turn on auto save when vscode loses focus.

[-] summerof69@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I've never had to think about that with Intellij IDEA. It just works!

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[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

Ctrl+s means "stop the presses" to VT100 terminal emulators and you have to press ctrl+q to resume. Key combinations from a different era.

[-] palarith@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

lol, me when I transfer shit to my USB thumb drive.

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[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago

Dude I save almost every time I type anything. It's muscle memory at this point.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Cost/benefit

Manually saving will save a lot more time than it not saving

[-] fu@libranet.de 8 points 11 months ago

you CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C

I CTRL+X CTRL+V we are not the same.

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago

This is me in eclipse.

Because I used to do the single save and it failed

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Oh, eclipse. I'm still happy I don't have to save in intellij .

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[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

MFRs are saving each keystroke they have access to.

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[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

I trust auto save in... Souls games.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

sync ; sync ; sync ; shutdown -h now

[-] Adanisi@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Using JetBrains product, I never explicitly save while programming 😅

[-] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Meanwhile I, a gentleman

nmap <CR> :w<CR>

Binding the Enter key to save the current buffer. 🧐

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Closing tabs and one of them asks if you want to save changes

[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

[-] whostosay@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Dude, win + d fucks, and it fucks hard. Just press it again if you can't handle

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
:for _ in range(32) | w | endfor
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