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You couldn't pay me to breath. Not. even. once.
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I can do anything when I'm breathing. Walking kind of puts everything else on hold.
Breathing would give me enough money. I'd choose it to be able to be free from any obligations.
Standing desk + treadmill. It's easy to go for an hour or two
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Billionaires make 10000x that, and the IRS can't afford to check them.
the IRS is a feeble, gutted institution. its task is to collect money from the rich and use it for the public good, but it has become so underfunded and hogtied by the fat cats in power that it can barely do this job.
so, no, the IRS ain't fuckin watching any of us, and probably won't have time to ask for your money unless there's enough of it missing.
and we should start respecting the institution and bring some power back to it so they can at least go for the rich guys not paying.
They just got several billion from the inflation reduction act to actually fix themselves which is why they can finally do our taxes. They are also projected to be able to collect an additional 500 billion from tax evaders into the next decade.
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What about bonds you break, or claims you stake?
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Breath is relatively constant, so yeah.
I've got a foolproof and legal way to never pay the IRS a cent!
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If you do the average 8,000 steps a day that's $2,000 just by walking. IRS may be watching, but I'll pay my taxes on that just fine.
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