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[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Careful, that's a glitch. The police have probably surrounded you.

[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I have this, my microwave sits on top of the fidge and i keep opening the freezer instead of the microwave from time to time

[-] UnPassive@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It'd be crazy if it were still warm too

[-] Haus@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I find it funny that heating the coffee for 99 makes it hotter than heating it for 100. Just waking up, that's mindboggling.

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[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago
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[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Man... I have done it multiple times.... Well I find it before the next day because I usually heat something or somebody else does but man...

Although mine is usually just milk.

[-] mauwuro@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

OMG this reminds me that I've left some coffee in the french press since the morning... now it's 11pm to me

I guess it's going to be a problem for the future me

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I've had this same shit with porridge

[-] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I feel this, it is my life

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 10 months ago

Quod sum eris

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Wow u right !

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Microwaves should beep again in a few minutes if you don't open the door.

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