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What’s in a name? (lemmy.world)
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[-] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 10 months ago

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
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[-] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

World. Why? "Hello World".

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Don't give elon any ideas.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

[-] AmidFuror@kbin.chat 7 points 10 months ago

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

[-] ohholyjesus@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This is a joke, right? Because FUBAR is not something you should name a kid.

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

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[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

don't forget Ada

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Orphan Process
  • Null
  • Char
  • Object
  • Instance
  • Bug
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 months ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[-] 0x0@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago
[-] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 10 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I've seen you around quite a bit, crabby. Nice to see you again. 👋

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 10 months ago

Hi 👋

Lemmy is small so we see familiar face often 🙈

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago
[-] capital@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Killer’s my middle name.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

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[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Boolean ftw XD

[-] GarlicToast@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago
[-] LinearArray@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Saving this for the future.

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