Ok can I just say this type of opener by the girl on an app SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR WOMEN TO DO THE OPENING is complete horseshit, and yet it happens all the gd time.

So, naturally, this was the perfect response.

O.o

I mean: 0-0

You forgot to hit the clock. They can't move until you hit the clock.

c6. Just play the Caro-Kann.

Someone should have played like this in the irc chat (1980 era)