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[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

My bad. I'll get on that.

[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Drag him out of his office and piss on him in the streets.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

[-] achay@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

CO2 injection is used to help extract oil from reservoirs, but getting CO2 there is expensive, Exxon wants the people's money (government subsidies) so they get a free ride producing cleaner (cheaper) oil from (economically) dead reservoirs.

[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

And don’t forget, not only are they focused on oil but also lithium.

Because they know their goose is cooked but that won’t stop them double dipping in all of those Government hand outs.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Are you sure that’s lithium and not latinum?

[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

263rd Rule of Acquisition: “ Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

#102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.

[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

You’ve got the lobes of a shrewd Ferengi.

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I agree, it's not yet legal to shoot Exxon CEOs and executives on sight. Maybe we should take their example and consider the legal world more malleable than we do.

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Let's pick a guy and execute him. Problem solved.

I volunteer the next one in the thread!

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