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[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

It’s funny when I’m looking for work and people try to help me find jobs. I’ve been sent jobs for “coder” which turned out to be “medical code entry into EPIC” and architect because they saw another job with “software architect”.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

At some jobs, I can get away with "Señor Developer" or "Computer Toucher". Those are the nice ones.

Otherwise it tends to be "Senior Software Engineer" that carries the least constricting baggage.

I SWEAR big company middle managers hear "developer" and they can only ever see you as an infant who without guidance would just keep coding some absolute random shit and not think about product, market, customers, integration, or prioritize their own work.

[-] Slotos@feddit.nl 7 points 9 months ago

If you push tickets - software developer at best.

If you iteratively solve problems by learning, building models, and trying hard to break said models until a sufficiently robust one remains - welcome to engineering.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago
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[-] YaBoyMax@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

Idc, just please don't call me a coder, it makes me sound like I'm a script kiddy.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago

IMO if they're not an educated Computer Engineer, or at a minimum have a math-focused degree, then calling them Engineers is more than a little generous.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I'm technically an aerospace engineer, but all I do is code most days. I think it depends highly on what you do, since my job also involves doing things not strictly coding related as well, I always slap the engineer title next to it. If you only code, then it's more appropriate to say software dev, or programmer. But, again its highly dependent on your role.

And as other people have mentioned, seems like outside the U.S. the term engineer is a protected title, so my take really only applies within the U.S.

I would say tho, a lot of programmers in the U.S. do get called software engineers. Just depends on where you go I guess.

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[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Engineer, most girls probably wouldn't think twice about software* but engineer has a ring to it. Like doctor.

[-] savvywolf@pawb.social 6 points 9 months ago

Code Ninja Rockstar Wizard.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago
[-] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It'd love to be called not burdened with a completely unrealistic software development plan.

[-] Coldus12@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

Yes, yes, Engineer is protected in a lot of spaces. Even here. That said the university programme I've attended was to make me into a "Sotware Engineer" not a "Developer". This university is a university for engineers. Obviously I don't have to requalify every year to remain an Engineer, but saying that I am not an Engineer is factually untrue.

I dont care about names but to be offended because it says Software Engineer on my resume is just dumb.

Also we design a lot of crucial systems. (Such as any RTOS, banking systems and so on and so forth)

[-] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
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[-] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

"The computer guy" which is wrong in all ways but somehow correct

[-] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Everyone who works on making software is a developer, even people who don’t program at all. people who make art for software work in software development. A “coder” only writes code. It’s more of a task than a job. A software engineer does technical design and probably also codes.

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[-] Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago
[-] Traegert@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

The on-er off-er

[-] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Computer code program development engineer, Esq.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Not a programmer. I’m a net admin.

Actually my title is “Senior Network Architect”. I hate it. I feel like it detracts from real architects, who have licensure and actual training from an actual school.

I hate it as an architect, and I hated it as an “engineer”, for the same reason.

Yes, there’s a lot of complexity and planning, especially at larger scales. But it’s mostly self-taught, some webinars, and a lot of on-the-job (read: trial-by-fire) training.

When it comes to telling computers what to do, I have no idea what to call it. I write Python scripts and Ansible modules, I guess. That doesn’t make me any of those titles though. Some times I poor-mans deamonize my scripts (while true loop) and pack them in a container.

Using some of the same tools doesn’t make me any more of the same title.

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[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

My favourite for myself is garbage man. Shit rolls downhill so it always ends in my lap.

Another good one is fixer like the mob.

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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I think typically A, B, C, and F are acceptable to most people. I certainly wouldn't mind any of those descriptions. D feels antiquated. E is too broad. G just sounds like a hobbyist.

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[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

I make computers do useful things.

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[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Nah, nah, nah. You all got it wrong. There's one name and one name only: tech support.

[-] dan@upvote.au 5 points 9 months ago

"engineer" is different to "programmer". A programmer writes code, while an engineer does more than that, including system design and architecture.

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[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 5 points 9 months ago

“Punching bag” is an appropriate title for how the field feels sometimes.

[-] force@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!

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