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Revenge of the birds (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 9 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Raz@lemm.ee 36 points 9 months ago

This has to be fake, because birds aren't real.

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nobody will believe you.

Also this reply is only visible to you, any upvotes you see are just part of the system blending algorithm.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

ERROR: UPVOTE PLAUSIBILITY REPLY TEXT CANNOT BE FOUND - KB42069

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
 PLACING FIVE (5) SPACE CHARACTERS PRIOR TO YOUR TEXT WILL CAUSE THE FORMATTING TO DISPLAY PROPERLY, FELLOW HUMAN
[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 9 months ago

Note to auditor: replies following initial provocation not visible to general public. Internal communication regarding discretion procedures isolated to employees and deliberately disseminated amongst subjects with a paranoia score of >29, for the explicit purposes of experimentation #56-2 regarding deliberate dissemination of internal documents to challenge psychotic hypothesis limits.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago
[-] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago
[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 9 months ago

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[-] skittle07crusher@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

becuse these babby cant frigth back?

๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you, Iโ€™m not sure I ever saw that one, or if I have I was at least was misremembering this other classic https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

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[-] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 9 months ago

Technically... Yeah no, better not think too hard about it

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I just realised that this is an ether, not an ester ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Let me quickly draw up something new...

H-(C=O)-O-CH~3~: ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] froh42@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Are they cooked or raw? And did someone put them in paint to color them?

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