"Freedom, at last...!"

Oh, come on... real...

“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

"Oh fuck…"

Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”

I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.

Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

Avenge me.

"About fucking time."

I'm glad it's over

I'd like to say it'll be something pithy like "Thank God that's finally done with," but, more likely than not, it'll probably be "Ah, shit, aaaaghhh, fuck, this sucks, God dammit, this hurts like hell, ughhhhh shit," and then the sounds of me groaning my final breath and softly shitting my pants.

Time to go.

Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.

"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."

Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.

But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.

That’s is!?!? That was mid.

Cya

🎶Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

We’re off to never never land…🎶

"That's not good, I'm not happy"

Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”

The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]

im surrounded by idiots

Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

There is always money in the...

"Hopefully I'll do better next time"

Butt cheeks

Smoke em if you got em

It's about time.

Kill...meee.... hopefully