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[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 344 points 7 months ago

Nobody tell her about daemons.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 132 points 7 months ago

“Hacker folklore that pays homage to ‘wizards’ and speaks of incantations and demons has too much psychological truthfulness about it to be entirely a joke.”

—The Jargon File

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 7 months ago

time.sleep() not found. Deamon exited. Child p_id=29 killed.

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Damn, that child with a weird name got obliterated.

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[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 158 points 7 months ago

Wait till she learns about zombie children

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 121 points 7 months ago

Is that TV just a CentOS box running VLC‽

[-] experbia@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

probably. this doesn't surprise me one bit.

If you have a smart TV, it probably runs an ARM-architecture Linux or Android (which amounts to a bunch of extra stuff piled onto Linux) to drive the logic and ui to support connecting to the internet and downloading and updating streaming apps and other smart TV crap.

most of the time they'll run some minimal stripped-down version of these operating systems to support only features needed for the TV and it's functions. buildroot is an open source project that specializes in producing hyper slim Linux OS installation images for devices like these.

if I had to guess, they had a USB full of shows plugged in and the smart tv's solution was to just boot up the linux version of VLC in a bare x session when the user hits play on "totally_not_pirated_smallville_s01e03.mkv" on their thumbdrive. not a terrible solution, honestly: VLC just plays anything.

The old kernel is because a lot of low level hardware has available drivers written for it that are intended to be loaded into old versions of the Linux kernel (at time of release perhaps) and are then just never updated lol, at least not for ARM. sometimes there are breaking changes with kernel apis and stuff as the kernel version increases over time, so the easier solution for someone trying to make a TV, over begging and/or paying the hardware developers to update their drivers, is to just run an old kernel version.

everything is a hack. nearly all these smart devices are just general-purpose computers with ancient (predictable, cheap) software and inescapable interfaces taped over the front, and a whole lot of digital duct tape on the back.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 16 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't really call this a hack, electronic devices would cost twice as much of every OEM had to come up with their own hardware, drivers, frontend etc. Besides, this allows hobbyists to play with their hardware much more easily

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[-] stinerman@midwest.social 59 points 7 months ago

Running an absolutely ancient kernel.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Monroe electronics now https://www.digitalalertsystems.com/products makes boxes for cable headends that handle the emergency alert systems. It runs redhat if I remember correctly. They have internet connections a couple of different radio receivers in them. Centos here though

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 91 points 7 months ago
[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

Kali Ma Linux

[-] ErrantRoleplayer@lemmy.world 85 points 7 months ago

I mean... sacrifice child is a whole new one to me! Clearly whoever programmed that in knew what they were doing.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 36 points 7 months ago

Yeah lol I'm familiar with "kill child" in a process management context, but I've never seen the word "sacrifice" come up. Is that a thing?

[-] thallamabond@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago

/*

  • If any of p's children has a different mm and is eligible for kill,
  • the one with the highest oom_badness() score is sacrificed for its
  • parent. This attempts to lose the minimal amount of work done while
  • still freeing memory. */
[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

Nice. Imagine the lady in the post's face when she learns that "oom badness" is how they decide which child to sacrifice.

What's that from?

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

From the source file oom_kill.c in the linux kernel. But it seems this has been reworded or changed since 2019. That's the commit that removed this.

[-] expr@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

It sounds funny but it's not an uncommon phrase.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 81 points 7 months ago

At this stage kernel 2.6 is ancient culture.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 80 points 7 months ago

I love that she sees a screen of text she doesn't understand, finds a few parts she does and freaks out, but turns out she doesn't understand those either.

[-] enbyecho@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

CentOS is coming for your children!!!1

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 35 points 7 months ago

THE BELOW MESSAGE

No, it's "the message below" or "the following message". Pick a lane.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Below" is used as a stranded preposition in your case (the more generally accepted usage), whereas the original post uses it at an adjective. While usage of "below" as an adjective is not universal, it is still accepted by some dictionaries. I could only find the Webster English Dictionary as an example, so I suppose it's mostly exclusive to American English. So yes, your example is the more universal mode (as well as my personal preference), but American English generally accepts the above usage as proper grammar. (The sentence above, as well as this one, demonstrate the usage of "above," a relative locus, as both an adjective and a preposition in modern English).

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

It took me way too long to realize that all words and grammar were made up by some one at some point while they were being silly. Ever since then I came to the conclusion that people can speak however the fuck they want so long as I understand them.

[-] denshirenji@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Pretty much. There is good sense in teaching a standard to ensure communication is possible, but language can and does evolve. We should allow the changes to happen and document them for future language nerds.

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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 17 points 7 months ago

Stop being so prescriptive, people can talk however they like so far as they're understood.

[-] Boxtifer@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

There's a fine line between being understood and being misunderstood. They can't just talk however they like if they don't wanna increase the risk of the latter.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

So the Welsh should never talk‽😡

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[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 26 points 7 months ago

this lady is joking, right? right??

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

I mean she does have a t-shirt that says "~~white~~ american privilege"

hope that answers to your question

[-] fosho@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

I'm not even sure I understand what that means. is it a diss on America for being too privileged?

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I take it as patriotic america first -slogan. the woman is some patriotic nutjob who has her podcast called truth uncensored of something like that so it's pretty safe to assume she is one of those christian maga idiots who would definetly lose their shit for seeing "sacrifise child" in their tv

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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

So is this the Linux version of Blu screen?

[-] AProfessional@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago
[-] WadeTheWizard@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

That would be an excellent band name.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

Or a terrible name for a military commander.

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Colonel Panic. Different spelling though.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 11 points 7 months ago

That name would be a major ~~pain~~ Payne

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[-] Knuschberkeks@feddit.de 15 points 7 months ago

My band is currently searching for a name. I will add this one to the list.

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[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 7 months ago

No, the equivalent would be a kernel panic that the other user had linked. This is a situation where the RAM is fully used and a program's request for memory cannot be fulfilled. This is still a very bad situation because pretty much everything will grind to a halt. The Linux kernel thus makes a decision to kill a process (or multiple) until enough RAM is available again. Usually it kills the process with the most used RAM, but there's methods to influence the decision.

[-] Ooops@kbin.social 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nope, this is "Your system ran out of memory and now this program isn't reacting anymore (it's trying to allocate memory but there is no free memory left). Please stop the program or try to get rid of some of its subprocesses to free up memory."

[-] cygon@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Not yet. It can lead to that point, but this is just the kernel handling an "out of memory" situation. The kernel in the screenshot is configured to run its OOM reaper / OOM killer.

The OOM reaper checks all running processes and looks for the one that causes the least disruption when killed. It does that by calculating a score which is based on the amount of memory a process uses, how recently it was launched and so on. Ideally, a Linux desktop user would simply see their video game, browser or media player close.

This smart TV is in real trouble, though, it probably already killed its OSD, still didn't even have enough memory to spawn a login shell and is now making short work of strange VLC instances that probably got left behind by a poorly written app store app :)

[-] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 14 points 7 months ago

I'm not even at the point of processing if this is satire or not. Is the context that killing a process is offensive? I mean I get 'sacrifice child', but 'kill process'?

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago

Kill, process, or sacrifice child

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Translation: "HELP I JUST BOUGHT THIS THING OFF AMAZON THAT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME FREE TV TO DISTRACT MY KIDS BUT NOW ITS SAYING THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND AND IM SCARED"

Also, please someone send her a L1ZY

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[-] menemen@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

All those old school (former) linux devs used to play DnD back in the 80s, right? Hmm. Satanic panic 2.0?

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