ABBA = shite.

IMO, obviously.

That punk died in the early 80's.

The Beatles are pretty lowbrow compared to the hype given to them which is based mostly on charisma instead. If they made their song debuts on The Masked Singer, not nearly as many people would be particularly drawn to them.

People who suscribe to Spotify don't give a shit about musicians.

Many of my friends get super personally offended when I say that phish isn’t a great band

Geezer Butler is the most important member of Black Sabbath.

All music without lyrics/singing is background music.

The average quality of music in the world doubled the day Kurt Cobain solved his headache problem. Grunge was a disease caused by not changing your clothes, and using too much heroin instead of learning to play instruments and sing.

And, I'm peak GenX and a Seattleite.

Phil Collins's solo work is mind-numbingly, eye-bleedingly, toe-curlingly boring and awful.

People who don't enjoy music are somehow missing a part of their humanity.

Some things that are apparently classics that generally, outside a handful of titles for some of those, bore me to death: Red Hot Chili Pepper, Tool, Radiohead, Metallica…

Not unpopular, just weird: the way to find your favorite song is keeping one as an alarm sound without starting to actively hate it.

The hipsters are right, popular music directly coorelates to shitty music.

I only want to hear you sing if you're singing your heart out to the void.