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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[-] _NetNomad@kbin.run 2 points 7 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.

[-] Stampela@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.

[-] Cagi@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

[-] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.

[-] syn@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[-] Hackworth@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Picard learns to play the flute.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Child actors in an elevator.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

[-] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

[-] octesian@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[-] buycurious@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[-] cuchi@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

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