"American Rounds" . Lols. :)

I need to pick up some bread and .38 rounds.

America: You can't have free health because that's socialism but you can replenish your Glock 9 stock because FURDUM!!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reborn_as_a_Vending_Machine,_I_Now_Wander_the_Dungeon just got darker.

That's a good deal on ice.

'Murica.

We have them in Oklahoma, too, now

Why worry about accuracy when you can just fire more bullets!?

Welcome sir or madam. Do you wish to purchase something?

how they work? Probably like any other vending machine?

Bullets aren't all that volatile.

Brothers and sisters, if you and I would just realize, that once we learn to talk the language that they understand, they will then get the point. You can't ever reach a man if you don't speak his language. If a man speaks the language of brute force, you can't come to him with peace. Why goodnight! He'll break you in two, as he has been doing all along. If a man speaks French, you can't speak to him in German. If he speaks Swahili, you can't communicate with him in Chinese. You have to find out, what does this man speak? Once you know his language, learn how to speak his language. He'll get the point, there will be some dialogue, some communication, and some understanding will be developed... Learn the language that they understand, and then when they come up on our door step to talk, we can talk.