Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult ffs!

So the uniform starts with gold tennis shoes, gold diapers, and now an ear bandage. The GOP sure is putting sexy on display!!! https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/trump-fans-wear-golden-diapers-and-more-diaper-shirts-at-jersey-shore-rally

Can we not waste medical supplies for no fucking reason?

🥾😛 "look how much we love the sensual flavor of your boots, Baddy Daddy Trump. Will you fuck our wife's next, pretty please?🔥💗🔥💗🔥💗"

shout from the back "Mine first!!!"

What level of dick sucking is this?

Grown ass motherfuckers behave like teenage bieber fan girls.

And they own guns and are full of hate

Emulation for acceptance. Kids do this. It is pathetic in adults.

We deserve to be wiped out by global warming

Thank god he wasn't shot in the lip they'd have to wear masks

Absolutely ridiculous

Ear diapers.

Remember that time a bunch representatives wore bandages over their assholes because it was stylish to match Louis XIV's anal fistula bandage back in the late 1600s? Seems like they really think the have the Sun King again, the self-titled center of the universe

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

It must be uncomfortable wearing a fucking maxi pad on your ear all day long.

Be extra careful not to hurt your ear this week, you won't be able to bandage it

sign of love

Sounds pretty gay to me

I came here to laugh at the ridicule of the The Onion's story, only realize, to my horror, that it's not The Onion...

What was that fairy tale where people disguised their faces to look ugly in order to avoid upsetting their monarch?

Imagine what it would look like if Trump was shot in the dick.

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

"Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!"