51
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by hopesdead@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] charonn0@startrek.website 30 points 2 months ago

Yes. According to Daimon Tog, "the ear is one of our most erogenous zones."

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!

[insert fainting]

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Power move

Maintain eye contact throughout the entire range of motion. Don't blink. Assert dominance

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

Her boss and best friend was in the same room.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Glory to you…

and your House.

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

When you have centuries of life experience you stop giving a fuck about the social expectations of Earth

Socially acceptable in that culture.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Erogenous zone doesn't really mean genitals. Lots of people have erogenous zones on their neck or get turned on from someone running a hand through their hair. Hand on the small of their back too.

[-] Shadow@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago

I joke that I'm giving my dog oomox when I rub his ears, it seems to have a similar effect to a ferengi.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

When you come all the way down, please fix that apostrophe 😬

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

probably more of a c/daystrom question tbh

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Just for fun... i named my rabit oomox and the second one ponfar.

[-] Corgana@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's appropriate since rabbits are basically in Pon farr 24/7

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I checked this and it is a scientifically correct statement.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

so what's the hostile ear grab about then

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say masturbation directly, but akin to rubbing nipples or some other erogenous zone. Whoever is getting it done is definitely getting their chub on.

this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2024
51 points (96.4% liked)

Risa

6865 readers
1 users here now

Star Trek memes and shitposts

Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS