Well, I would be a comic book creator... With video game screenshots.

I'm a professional drinker.

Pro golfer or sword fighter. Can't complain

Without looking too far my prediction is to see 2 varations of replies mostly:

1.) I do something completely unrelated and enjoyable because my job is chill, or I'm good at it, and so on...

2.) I actually do my boss's job and maybe even their bosses' jobs,, because I actually do the work that gets done, but am still paid at peon-level.

I'm a pro TTRPG think-abouter... Or a pro Pathfinder prepper.

Coffee taster..

Tobacconist and Sommelier.

Catcher of grasshoppers for my chickens. Waterer of trees. Fermenteer.

Researcher, or Lemmy account manager.

I’m a nanny! 😄

Tracing shapes & cutting them out.

It's like 20% sewing, the other 80% being planning, geometry, resource management, tracing, and cutting.

And I often discover that I'm still bad at math! Pain. 🫠

Professional click hero

I really hope everyone’s answer is professional sleeper, otherwise we have some very unhealthy people.

I watch anime professionally? I guess I'm writing anime reviews now, or something?

Dad

Nazi Hunter.

Looks like I'm a professional sleeper...

Time for some OT! 😴

Professional Factory Idle eSports

either driver or student.

Fucking-off Engineer.

Code talker?

Looks like I'm getting paid to play video games. I'll take it!

Dogsitter, probably, since I work from home and thus "sit" my own dog all the time