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Gotta have blue hair

"Hey Strongbad - check out my creepy pants!"

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And… if you are some sort of robot, do you use your powers for good? Or for awesome?

I caught my kids to throw light switch raves, but they don't know the context. It's spread to their friends, also context-less.

But really, I don't think anything can top that one email where Compy gets Old Yellered.

The one about techno is probably my favorite. I still have that song stuck in my head and I haven't heard it in probably 10+ years. I'll randomly say THE SYSTEM IS DOWN every now and then

There's one where someone asks him how to start a metal band(?). Gotta be ugly or else hot glue cornflakes to your face and use words that start with 'DE' like decrepit or decompose. Except maybe...

DENTIST Jugga jigga wugga DELI-STYLE jugga jigga wugga

"my mouth tastes like.. emails"

whatever the gd one with stinko man is gold

Trogdor

"The Cheat is one handsome fellow!

...

That was definitely an ugly bird."

I liked the one where he drank a whole bottle of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs' concession stand.

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, but I don't see "Caper" yet.

"Thanks for stopping by; thanks for breaking my cow lamp," is still common parlance in our household.

And "The Cheat Is Not Dead" is a classic Strongbad hit.

Idk if it was an sbemail or not but I love the news report one where strongmad is throwing the cheat up in there air for a helicopter live update

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How do you choose? I always loved Teen Girl Squad.

I still refer to energy drinks as caffeinergy sauce.

Whats homestar runner? I looked it up but didn't understand very quickly so I figured fans could tell me in a shorter way than a websearch can

Can't remember specifics, but I do remember playing the point and click adventure game on Steam, that was a blast

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.

- Teh C.

Check check, check da emails!!!

Strongbad gets a virus...yes...very yes!