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[-] elvith@feddit.org 123 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 86 points 3 months ago

No one asked about your mother.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

I... I uh... Anyone have her number?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Lmao that's a great line, love it

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 99 points 3 months ago
[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Pizza the Hut!

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

First sounds

Pipperoni pezza

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 72 points 3 months ago
[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

This is just a Bulgarian name.

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[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

[-] lime@feddit.nu 18 points 3 months ago
[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

In the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”

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[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

Thaddeus Pai

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 months ago
[-] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 28 points 3 months ago

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

[-] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

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[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

[-] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 14 points 3 months ago

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

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[-] Clasm@ttrpg.network 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

[-] moog@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago
[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

You know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?

Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.

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[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago

Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

From r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 13 points 3 months ago
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[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll

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[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago

psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

You mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 6 points 3 months ago

Or Kingsley Shacklebolt?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala
[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings

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[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 3 months ago
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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that

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[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

köner debab

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Glup Shitto would like a word

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Pashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes

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[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago
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