Should have stuck to sheep, wouldn’t have raised an eyebrow in his part of the world.
I would have expected that he'd have to shell out for a huge fine.
Well, well. Looks who’s come out of his shell.
They then uncovered the video images of the extreme pornography, which showed sexual acts with a horse, a dog and a tortoise.
I assumed they mean a person having sex with different animals, but one could read that as saying there's a cray video of a dog, a tortoise and a horse having a threesome.
Whatever headcanon helps you sleep at night.
That's... that's not a thing that helps me sleep at night.
Gets you too excited, huh?
Time for the ultimate rhetorical question.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
I've been pretty intoxicated, even to the point it was problematic. At no point did it occur to me to fuck a tortoise, or any animal, for that matter. Not that I want an answer, but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
...but I'm baffled on how one would even go about fucking tortoise in the first place.
Slowly
It raises a lot of questions I don't want to know the answers to.
First you need a stepladder...
How big is this tortoise??
I could have sworn it said 'horse'!
I’m vaguely curious, but I don’t think I want to actually know.
Colacan me crazy.
Sorry had to, I'll stop.
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