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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago
[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 9 hours ago

More like, you're the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.

Fuck, now I need a cigarette.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Don't you mean you need a fag?

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 57 points 14 hours ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 14 hours ago

Oh no it's a me obliterator

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 12 hours ago

You can have multiple obliterators

I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Was on an instance that had too much downtime/inactive admins, had to move, incremented the username number

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Oooo, ya, sorry, ya. We were looking for 'Obliterated'....soooo ya.

[-] Rafael@sh.itjust.works 21 points 13 hours ago

Obliterate me daddy!

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

It would be so funny if this shot down a Mig15.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?

[-] PlasticQuality7519@reddthat.com 11 points 14 hours ago

Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

It keeps them warm and moist

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Y'all need Jesus.

this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2024
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