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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 6 hours ago

If NATO wasn't full of cowards we'd just give them some of ours

[-] tikimusic@lemmy.world -2 points 6 hours ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago
[-] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 hours ago

Them's fighting words, meet me in the parking lot.

[-] lohky@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

But... they're your words!

[-] tikimusic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Can't tell anymore if memes are serious or satirical. In this case, I think the former's the intention but the result's the latter.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Neither, it’s non credible.

[-] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If Ukraine wins it will become one of the strongest battle tested nations in the world. THAT will change geopolitics for decades.

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

The afghans defeated the Soviet union and the united states. I dont see them becoming a superpower any time soon....

[-] tikimusic@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

It's the other way round: if it wins, then the Washington consensus is retained. If it loses, then THAT will change geopolitics for decades.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It'll also become the new David & Goliath story for the rest of the century.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

Regardless of who provides the slingshots, someone has got to know how to use them.

Still, even with foreign support, Ukraine has singlehandedly revolutionized drone warfare. That is awesome and extremely frightening at the same time. The Switchblade was neat, but it supposedly costs $52k. Ukraine is strapping RPGs to drones for what? About $1k?

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Imagine a psychopath has broken into your house and is attacking your family. You call the authorities and everyone in between to protect you, nobody listens, you call your friends to come help but they're busy and have to think about it. Nobody is coming and this psycho keeps killing your kids. Better grab the gun. Suddenly all your friends are like "don't do it! Guns bad!"

[-] yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works -3 points 6 hours ago

United States has almost single handily help Ukraine with guns and artillery and for what i've seen in west media, nobody is directly against Ukraine defending its territory, the point of recurring to nuclear weapons is absolutely insane considering that anything that touches those bombs becomes a wasteland, and if that happens, what's stopping russia of doing the same thing.

Russia is no good and Ukraine is not a lady in distress, more like a toy to pump blood money and make war lords and their clients more rich, going nuclear wont profit anyone, "the fun is over".

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I think the nuclear material he mentioned in his speech last week is hidden in a concrete and lead lined bunker that is actually in his balls.

Zelensky using his balls to create nuclear weapons.

[-] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Mouthful of nuclear balls for Russia I presume

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

They're dense and radioactive.

[-] WastingCommentSpace@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Massive 100 megaton Nuclear Balls.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In this case it's not even the TNT equivalent. There's just literally 100 megatons of fissile material.

Zelenskium is just that dense.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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