I was hoping for Cards Against Humanity to do it, but this is just as good.

I initially thought this was going to be an onion article, but here we are. Class.

Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO's life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

Honestly using Infowars to raise awareness of gun violence in a satirical way with help from Everytown is such a middle finger to Alex Jones and I'm all here for it

I'm a little worried that, like the Colbert Report, the weirdos won't realize we're making fun of them.

Beautiful! I can't wait to see what they do with this. They could even do what Fox does and just repeat Onion articles on Info Wars, and then report InfoWars nonsense on the Onion.

I guess the guy that bought the Onion was actually being honest about loving it and letting it grow.

The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron

Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰

How wonderfully appropriate!

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

This is the most patriotic thing I've heard in quite some time!

I hope they didn't pay more than a sack of onions.

https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3lawdnw4fqk2s

Goddamn, I was sure I ate the onion on this one.

This is probably the best possible outcome.

I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼

Lmao no fucking way. That’s hilarious

They should run actual left wing articles but write them to sound like right wing conspiracies. Like, politicians say raising trans kids is child abuse? THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CALL YOUR OWN KIDS!!

This is so unreasonably fantastic hahaha

Ahh, there’s still good in the world.

Red Alert!

Oh this is great. I can't wait to see how it turns out. I truly hope there are some confused idiots when it switches over, although they'll probably believe everything and not recognize that it's satire.

Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.

Hello, Based department?

Watching the republicans cry on Twitter is the best part about this

They're all saying it's the Democrats trying to silence the truth and how they are knocking at his door trying to take his business and how it's unfair

After some pretty grim shit for weeks on end this is some decent uplifting news.

This is such a funny dream. It would be really funny if I wake up and this turns out to be true

The Onion out here reminding me that there are still good people in this world (outside of my boyfriends, family and friends)

Best news in days, good job onion, I can't wait to hear Jones's spin on this.

are they gonna post info about wars?