I use Nixos. And I trink tea.

I like hot chocolate and use Ubuntu 😋

I left Debian but Debian didn't leave me, it seems...

You know what, this is really accurate. I won't touch Ubuntu or a pod machine. I will use an old percolator, if necessary, but it's not something I would ever pick over other options. I also bounce between other distros just as often as I bounce between coffee brewing methods!

I wonder where openSUSE falls on this paradigm? Moka pot, maybe?

I use a French press and Linux Mint.

All of the above plus moka pot, Aeropress, cold brew, french press, and instant.

Just like with OS selection, I hold no allegiance and use the tool that best fits the requirements.

Filter into a Thermos?

I use Debian and use a French French press since 9 years ^^

KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options

I use a drip machine, btw

Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).

#TeamV60

But Mac user, sorry.

Is a bean to cup espresso machine Calculate Linux then?

i uh.

I don't drink coffee.

Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone's still using that old thing.

Or maybe use Ubuntu so you have time to make the espresso?

I have a pour over, a french press, and a drip filter.

I use mint xfce, BTW.

Would drinking tea be a haiku user

Hah, this checks out for me.

Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).

But apparently my coffee is Arch.

LFS guy: chews the unground beans

you have four drip coffees and NO French or Turkish? no instant? no teas? laaaaaame. it was already lame with the computer nerd shit but LAAAAME. not even a fkin percolator?