I drink instant coffee. Black.

Hey, I'm no Ubuntu user! ... I'm a linux mint user. /j

Alright, which one of you has a Gagguino? Just tell us already, no need to create some impetus to bring it up.

I use a Chemex, and I have used Fedora. I'm on Garuda now, which is my favorite, which is Arch based but with extra stuff, so the Chemex makes a lot of sense (fancy pour-over).

What exactly is the arch one doing? That looks simple and awesome and I hate cleaning my French press.

...oh no.

I use a v60 btw

Yes, I'm a Fedora user.

And yes, I own the Fedora type coffee thingy.

But I only use Fedora because of the great atomic variants, and I only own that thingy because I don't drink coffee, and it's a cheap way to still offer some to guests.

Ubuntu is instant coffee.

I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?

I am an Ubuntu user and have one of the cheaper espresso machines out there. I feel very confused, but I’m also new.

What if I modded my Keurig to use coffee grounds instead of wasteful k cups? I use Manjaro btw.

Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn't align

I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I've been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don't want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.

What distro does this mean?

I don't drink coffee and I don't have a computer, so I guess it's accurate!

Apparently, I’m a gentoo user.

I use arch by the way

As somone who just made the move from Mint to Fedora, I hate how accurate that is for me as that was my first thought when I deciding what to install

Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn't described here.

If you're wondering, I prefer the French press.

DeLonghi Magnifica EVO.