They deserve extra credit for this

Jesus fuck, you censor the word "motherfucker" but leave the author's name intact?

Because I've seen this sort of thing happen several times in various contexts, I've long said that you should never write something you don't want to send. Not even as a joke that you plan to immediately delete. It's amazing how your brain will unexpectedly hit "send" instead of "delete."

I had an english professor that actually demanded an intro like this. He said write ANYTHING as long as you can hook the reader and link it to a thesis statement, and there is no bar to that link.

self hatred fueled writing extravaganza. sounds familiar

NGL, I want to read the rest of this paper now.

That's an A grade intro if I've ever read one.

I used to write intros like that as placeholders because I always wrote the real intro once I was sure where I was going with a paper. I learned to make placeholder text red and all caps after almost making that mistake.

I had to stop this because if I sit down to just write whatever comes to mind, I'll be writing for 3 days straight with an ever increasingly chaotic storyline that is beyond incoherent after a certain point once the sleep deprivation really hits. If there ever was a good idea in it, it's now impossible to find even when edited down.

if i was her prof id give her the full 35% for that intro.

Ok, but where's the rest of it?

You can't just have an epic intro and leave it at that.

At least “self hatred” and “caffeine induced” should be hyphenated there. See me after class.

Contact your prof and explain the mistake. When I was a prof, I would have been amused by your brain fart and probably wouldn’t have docked you much, if at all, if you explained what happened.

Pretty much how I wrote all my papers in college...finals week was 4 days of writing papers with a crash after.

This is how I code

An extra scoop for cunning.

I teach for a living and this wouldn't negatively impact the grade. But real talk you're usually using a rubric anyway unless you want admin breathing down your neck after a disgruntled student takes issue with the A minus you gave her.

No you didn't, for fuck's sake.

I don't grade papers, but I imagine a bit of flavor stands out favorably from all the other very generic writings.

Lol my most recent dump like that was

"The process for electroplating the contacts is to DROWN THE FUCKERS IN A BATH OF SOLUTION AND USE THE FORCE OF THEIR FINAL GASPS FOR BREATH TO TRANSFER THE PLATING MATERIAL TO THE BASE MATERIAL"

I didn't forget to change it though.

The subversion of expectations is great, therefore you get a 98 the -2 coming from the wrong date

Preach sister!